Smart. Funny. Kind of Insane.

Jordan Hayles is a comedic writer & brand strategist with an imaginary cat named Stanley.

Her forthcoming book, Your Brand is Boring, helps you market & sell with personality and fun instead of resistance and hesitancy. It's an irreverent manifesto featuring 10 brands that market and sell better than you do that make the case of why tomfoolery in your brand is the new professional requirement.

It's for people who need an honest, humorous business check-in to balance the stress of it all.  It helps you to pin point interesting problems that customers actually have and are willing to pay for and story ideas to help your idea spread.  If you're looking for ways to keep things fresh, check it out. It's available for order on Amazon (single or bulk) and is a perfect gift for conferences, book clubs or because you like to stay ahead of the Jones's, not just keep up with them. Even if you don't think you need the book, make sure your marketing strategies and sales calls agree with you.

Jordan has humorous philosophies on life and outspoken wit. She shares sporadically on this blog ( in Spanish and English) and daily on twitter (@joriehay). She co-hosts the Lunchtime Comedy Chats to give you a human break in your professional day. 

When she's not drinking 3 liters of water, and peeing all day accordingly; she works alongside a small collective of branding experts to help companies find their brand voice and brand personality. 

Favorite Books: 

  • Turning The Mind into an Ally
  • On Writing
  • Your Brand is Boring. (I couldn't help myself.)

Gives a shit about:

  • Social Justice ( access to quality food, civil rights, mental health reform)
  • Coloring (because crayons & stress relief)
  • Dancing ( because. fabulosity)
  • Comedy

Creative Tool Box: 

  • Brand Storytelling
  • Voice-overs
  • Sales
  • Product Development
  • UX Design & CX
  • Pitch Training
  • Training & Development
  • Language Learning 


  • The Power Brand Deck

Other Books: 

Jordan takes clients on a limited basis. Inquire about her availability at


What they said: 

"I turn to Jordan in matters of branding, copy-writing, and how to tease out the comedic details for my YouTube show. Her imagination is endless and her ability to communicate and teach what she's envisioning is extremely helpful. Also, she's funny af."

- Lalita B.

"If you need to tell a story that sells without boring your audience to tears, call Jordan. Jordan is a pro when it comes to mixing comedic storytelling with business in a way that surprises and delights." 

- Julia W.

"Jordan's voice holds your attention, builds trust and convinces with subtle animation. Thinking of the incredibly boring training videos I’ve been forced to listen to,  I would have much rather heard them with a voice like hers."

- Kory R.