Jordan Hayles is a brand strategist & comedic writer with an imaginary cat named Stanley.
She creates hilarious, thought-provoking books & brands.
When she's not drinking 3 liters of water and peeing all day accordingly, she works alongside a small collective of branding experts to help companies find their brand voice and brand personality. Her stories don't just spread: they sell.
She's writing a book called Your Brand is Boring.
In 90 days, it will become the most inappropriate, irreverent delightfully rude book in the history of business books.
She believes in
Because she's a bold, fucking hilarious truth-teller...who gives a damn.
She also believes in you:
In your ability to change the world or maybe just your part of it. To create things that matter. Jordan crafts brand personalities that uncover the hidden layers of your identity to make your product, service or brand easily recognizable & immediately relevant. If you’re interested in bold stances, hilarity, and making great ideas come alive; stick around awhile.
Turning The Mind into an Ally
Your Brand is Boring. (I couldn't help myself.)
Gives a shit about:
Social Justice ( access to quality food, civil rights, mental health reform)
Coloring (because crayons & stress relief)
Dancing ( because. fabulosity)
Creative Tool Box:
UX Design & CX
Training & Development
The Power Brand Deck
Love In First Draft
Jordan takes clients on a limited basis. Inquire about her availability at firstname.lastname@example.org